arnoldschoenberg:

things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets
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  • me yesterday night :lol who needs sleep
  • me today:i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight:lol who needs sleep
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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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tats-maslany:

someone: tatiana maslany

me: 

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ttobe:

getting into a series that no longer has an active fandom
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zodiacs

pornstarwars:

aquarius - chill 

pisces - get out the bath before u shrivel up 

aries - stop shoplifting 

taurus - stop sleeping n do something 4 once 

gemini - 2 faced bitch 

cancer - why r u always crying 

leo - stop setting things on fire

virgo - don’t eat that

libra - shut up

scorpio - moody bitch 

sagittarius - calm down

capricorn - why u always flirting with everyone 

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